Saturday, December 31, 2005
Music
James Blunt: More info.
H.I.M.: More info.
The Subways: More info.
Jem: More info.
Daniel Powter: More info.
Anastacia: More info.
Vegastar (fr): More info.
M (fr): More info.
Raphaƫl(fr): More info.
Mago De Oz (sp): More info.
Wir sind Helden (gr): More info.
Filed under: Music Commentaries
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Monday, December 26, 2005
Happy Dec. 26
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
What's your blog worth?
My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Cool pics
For Wicca and Pagan Piks
Filed under: Pictures Commentaries
I think...
I will most likely just give him my e-mail address or my aim name and hope he talks to my over are break. Hopeing!
Monday, December 19, 2005
Hate mail: 2
From tim:
Ok, so you're the typical fat lazy dumb southwestern redneck Bush voter stereotype...got it.
Look, its no wonder you are failing in school. You're a 17 year old self-proclaimed computer "programer" that can neither spell nor put together a coherent paragraph. To type code, you need to learn English first. The army would recruit you for cannon fodder in Iraq, but you'd likely fail the entrance exam on sheer stupidity, not to mention put other troops directly in harms way. So, unless there's a draft to cull the population from losers like you, you'll likely wind up a ditch digger or serving burgers at McDonalds.
My word of "advice" (not "device", moron) to you is this. Don't post to my blog again redneck.
Later now (edit out).
From pusher:
Nebraska beening in the mid-west not southwest has few "rednecks", but if we did I imagine most of them would be named tim. I have an I.Q. of 111 that three ones. Going to be a computer security specialist not a programmer. I know more writing but more hacking. The army would so take me. Seeing how they lower their standards of entry. Would keep that bi thing under my hat. As for your ditch digging comment I do love yardwork.
OXOX
pusher
Filed under: Commentaries Personal
Hate mail!
Hey you little prick, like posting your drivel on other peoples blogs? How about getting your redneck ass up here to NH where I can set you straight? Ive seen your dumb little shitkicker blog. My 10 year old daughter puts more thought into her website.
Have a nice day. Nebraska is good for one thing and thats to get from the east coast to the west. At least I have the decency to tell you you're a little shit by email instead of polluting your blog. You do it again I won't be so cordial.
You can look that last word up, dick.
From me:
Timmy,
First thing, I am rather large prick. Thank you! And your blog just happens be so unremember I can't find it. In hopes your daughter will become the Democratic spin doctor before the east or west coast falls into their respective oceans I leave you with some of the device. Get bent!
Pusher
Filed under: Commentaries Personal
Sunday, December 18, 2005
High School Stereotype
What's Your High School Stereotype? created with QuizFarm.com | You scored as Loner.
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Toy Story
But this holiday season I'm feeling especially cheerful, so I took a shopping spree on Sunday afternoon. Since I have some extra money this year, I'm participating in worthy causes like Adopt-A-Family and the annual Toy Party, two charities that collect toys for underprivileged kids in Atlanta. So I spent several hours shopping at Toys R Us.
It was awesome. Ever since I was a child, I've loved toys. I wasted many long hours playing with G.I. Joe in the backyard and Voltron in the attic. They're from different universes, you see, so you're not supposed to mix the two. It's just not done. My all-time favorite toys, however, were Transformers. When my brother and I pretended to wage battles between ....
read on here: http://boysbriefs.blogspot.com/2005/12/toy-story.html
Filed under: Commentaries
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Stupid - Feed the Pig
The game brought to you by stupid.com.
Filed under: Commentaries Pictures Games
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Capitalism and Cows
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you
want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they
are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them
world-wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they
live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they
are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another
bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers.
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is
kinda cute.
ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your
publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at
the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so
that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights
of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company
secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows
back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight
cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the
United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public buys your bull.
ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that
Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows,
and attest that Enron has 9 cows.
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Saturday, December 10, 2005
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
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Friday, December 02, 2005
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Update: Of Monday, November 14, 2005 Posting
Friday, November 25, 2005
ePoster
http://www.themoviesgame.com/flash/retrieve.php?id=1132972014
If you "create your own" I want to see it!
Filed under: Commentaries Pictures
Reggie Mexico
Reggie Mexico STOP THE LIES
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/5848
REMEMBER: "Vote for Joe Anderson because he is white."
Filed under: Audio/Movies Commentaries
Monday, November 21, 2005
*hang with my boy
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Word Jumbles
crml yh olehM ta
8th line in "* I miss you"
lepfr seeo u s Ioylo
Blogger that comment the most on my blog:
tietNe
Favorite Music (not air/not greenday): need to update my profile :(
RldexeA el
The name of the guy I talk about in this blog:
Hsaen er ide mwna
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
*Country Western Star
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore;
She was crawlin' through the prairie near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on 'The Gong Show';
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
I met her on probation poppin' uppers;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
Her rabbi said I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her dentist;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
Peoms randomly generated by http://www.outofservice.com/country/.
Monday, November 14, 2005
Happy news for goth everywhere
One local Lincon, Nebraska school administration is currently in the process of banning bright colored belts and other items of such nature. The administration believes such belts are distracting from the learning experience.
As if we don't spend enough school hours staring at our friend's crotches or playing the game where you make a little "a-hole sign" under your waist an punch them for looking.
Though this is not the only stupid rule this administration has passed in the last four years. The ideal that students are not the employees but the employers must be adopted if any school administration wishes to adapt to changing times.
Filed under: Commentaries Pictures
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Aromas Which Heighten Sexaul Response
- Females:
- Percent rates come for a change in vaginal blood flow. Which in women (hehe) is a sign of horniness.
- Male:
From: http://www.scienceofsmell.com/
Increase in Penile Blood Flow Produced by Top 10 Odors in 31 Male Volunteers
Odor or odor combination Average Increase
Lavender and pumpkin pie 40%
Doughnut & black licorice 31.5%
Pumpkin pie & doughnut 20%
Orange 19.5%
Lavender & doughnut 18%
Black licorice and cola 13%
Black licorice 13%
Doughnut & cola 12.5%
Lily of the valley 11%
Buttered popcorn 9%
Methods:
1) The team recruited volunteers literate in English through solicitation on classic rock radio broadcasts. Thirty-one men, aged 18 to 64 years, signed up.
2) All subjects underwent olfactory testing with the University of Pennsylvania Smell Identification Test (UPSIT), a 40-item, forced choice, scratch and sniff odor detection and identification test. They were queried on sexual preference, sexual practices and odor preferences.
3) Dr. Hirsch selected 24 different odorants for the study. In addition, six combinations of two of the most well-liked of these were also chosen.
4) The effects of the 30 odors on penile blood flow were assessed by comparing a subject’s brachial penile index* while wearing an odorized mask to his average index while wearing an unodorized mask. This was done for each subject for each odor.
5) The men underwent assessment as follows: After being attached to a plethysmograph* (which measures penile blood flow), three minutes were allowed for acclimation. Then a blank, nonodorized mask was applied for one minute while a baseline brachial penile index was recorded.
6) After the blank mask was removed, an odorized mask was applied. Thus, 30 odorized masks were randomly applied in double-blind fashion, with a three-minute hiatus between masks to prevent habituation of the odors. Each mask was worn for one minute while brachial penile index was recorded.
7) Finally, an additional blank mask was applied for one minute and brachial penile index once again recorded.
Both female and male aromas study where done by Dr. Hirsch.
Footnotes: (I suggest we all perform these experiments in the privacy of our own homes. Your the privacy of your best friends home, hehe.)
*The penile brachial index (PBI) : calculated by comparing the penile systolic blood pressure (B/P), determined by a doppler, with the brachial systolic B/P at rest and after exercise. The normal range for PBI is equal to or more than 0.75, while abnormal range for PBI is equal to or less than 0.6. A PBI that is not within the normal range indicates a vascular etiology. An intracavernosal injection of a vasoactive drug may be administered prior to the test. (From
* mostly a Circumferential transducer plethysmograph: This uses a mercury-in-rubber or indium/gallium-in-rubber ring strain gauge and is placed around the shaft of the subject's penis to measure changes in circumference. (From http://en.wikipedia.org/)
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Intelligent design
The movie below is either the most intelligent thing I've ever seen or the most stupid, enjoy!
If movie doesn't play try this link: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/1168
My comments:
- Didn't you think that the red monkey was hot!
- Billy such a rere.
- What is wrong with the Nazis? My sister's teacher told class to stay away from .com because quote "You what to make sure thier not Nazis." That statement alone could get her fired.
- I'll be the only pinko canning anything today!
After thoughts:
- What was billy doing with the scientist? They don't say but we do know billy is a Catholic and the scientist just really want to teach boys?
- How did billy get around so fucking fast? Caveman times, suburbia, desert, and back to suburbia all on foot. Maybe it's because he likes football or partial nudity on tv.
Filed under: Audio/Movies Commentaries
Friday, November 11, 2005
* True
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Back!
Other updates, even those I have told my friends repeatedly I am bi. They still question it daily. What is there to question? Maybe I need better friends or more proof. I could french kiss everyone my school's "shoe hallway." Which would be change to "running like hell-way" by the end of the day but people would know I was bi and / or creepy. It was just a thought.
Friday, March 04, 2005
* I miss you
Saturday, February 26, 2005
%!$#
So what is new? Nothing the same old endless shit. He loves me. He doesn't love me, blah, blah, blah! I in need to get screwed and in the normal way! Me ending up some where dark and asking myself if I am going to cut. I need someone that can hold my hair when I go over board. Now I don't drink but I do like to let it all come up.
I was thinking about something today. So, I got up and ran around a little. Played on my computer. Sing in franch but I just can't thinkof what I was thinking of. Like a hammer to a nut or for you lady folks, a car door to your ring finger. It sucks when you just can't think of something, it eat you up. Then you move on slowly. Very slow as if ripping a baby from it's mother. I don't like it. No, not at all.
Filed under: Personal Commentaries
Saturday, February 19, 2005
* The Name Then Syllable
It was wise, but so I thought
Known to all the kings and their serfs
But if peasants truly know
Then the kings could surely not?
But, the knights of the courts tell me
Kings do hear the same
But the only difference is how many glasses they do break
So you have to wonder if it is a bad thing
For a king and his serfs to agree
And syllable to be known?
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
* Love with him
He has my heart moving so slow to his
With each beat
Please gove closer
Each cell claim me
Everytime I love a little lower
I need more
I want more
He has it all
Put me with him and give me peace
Let me find those soft lips
And fill that lasting dream
Because I need to wait no more
I want to wait no more
he has it all
I love it all
And of that I say
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Sorry!
Top five Newgrounds submissions for Saturday, February 12, 2005
(3.75/5.00, 973 votes; 11,951 views Click for updates and to view)
"I give it a 4."
(3.75/5.00646 votes; 4,288 views Click for updates and to view)
"I give it a 3"
A in my review said:
"Ok; It like a biblical acid trip. Making you fell twisted or in the need of searching."
3.
(3.71/5.00 709 votes; 6,297 views Click for updates and to view)
"I give it a 2, it not my cup of tea."
(3.62/5.00 438 votes; 3,288 views Click for updates and to view)
"I give it a 3. I look forword for # 8."
(3.54/5.00 1,912 votes; 44,042 views Click for updates and to view)
Filed under: Commentaries Audio/Movies Newgrounds
Friday, February 11, 2005
Axelle Red
Axelle Red is a very different kind of artist. She is weird but very soulful. She speaks English but most of all her songs are in French. Showing a kind of power over music it self. She is big in France and I believe part of England. Her official website his news and lyrics to all her songs.
Here is Axel Red new most video from Yahoo launch France:
Je pense Ć toi
If you like that one try these
Femme Like U by K'Maro
Filed under: Music Commentaries
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Tmst's "Up Skit Creek"
Tmst's "Up Skit Creek"- click to view
- The author's comments about his work can be found on newgrouds.com, here is a direct link.
Filed under: Commentaries Audio/Movies Newgrounds
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
What's Your High School Stereotype?
I scored as Goth.
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(A) When We Are
Read by mary:
Filed under: Audio/movies
* When We Are
One just thinks of you
And when you’re down
Some may say unlucky
That sweetest thought brings me back to you
And no more no more
Can I just say I love you
And no more no more no more
Will I just want you
They tell me that I am sad
But not with you
They tell me lots of things
Things I don't listen to
Maybe it's wrong for me
To love you
But they'll have to kill me
Before I’ll come to
Oh, when I am lonely
I just think of you
and when I am down
some may say unlucky
That sweetest thought brings me back to you
And no more
And no more
can I just say I love you
and no more no more
will I just want you
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Shoutbox
Credit O.D.
I wonder if drug over dosing is a good way to die. It seems to be the preferred choice of actors. Like in the way of a good MasterCard. One with an unlimited rating and the ultimate cash back reward for that special individual. Now I don’t think to should over dose but getting a MasterCard just mite kill you.
Neither this site nor I believe credit cards are truly fatal. But we can all agree that the capital one ads are pretty dam scary.
Filed under: Commentaries
* A gay nerd’s viruses
In just 30 minutes time
All brought to you by some
Luke Filewalker guy
And all over
You think
A dam good night
(Read it once and think about the geek do a Antivir scan. Then think about a guy that just when out to pick up someone. Has sex then finds out he got something and he doesn't cure because it was fun getting it.)
Monday, February 07, 2005
* Light Blue Cup
A light blue cup made from hand
Misshaped and colored
Whipped up and very bland
Friendly to offer it
And the need why not have of it
Sadly find to first sip last
The paint is poison
And now their death comes fast
You feel sorry but sorry is not enough
Filling that light blue cup
Water move past your salty lips
You fall and that is it
A Queer New York
Justice Doris Ling-Cohan ordered that state's Domestic Relations Law to be rewritten. To reflect a neutral stance and allowing same-sex couples to marry throughout the city's jurisdictions. That ruling was suspended for 30 days to allow for appeals. But an appeal by the state is not expected.
Read more at gay.com
Filed under: Commentaries
* An Hourly Game
As last judgment past
No family left to say
No final goodbye
You move to it slowly
Knowing he a waits
They tie you in emotionless and at a steady pace
There you lay of witnesses to arrive
And behind the glass they come in one line
All are setting down but not all will get up
When energy pulses you’re sole gives up
All leave but the one now
The one who played the hourly game
And didn’t make it out
Sunday, February 06, 2005
* A Sunset Down
Down in the night
When nothing is quite wrong,
But nothing is quite right.
And when the sunsets down;
Fear we the light
To shine on us,
Us who cry
Sleep no more,
For tomorrow is morning time
Expect no more,
From this sunset down, life.
Friday, February 04, 2005
In justice, in the why.
Not to say he, across from me, is not cute, very tall, thin, and with just the right amount of muscle. But I still like his friend, the one in the poems. Can people truly be close without it being about sex? Is there more to it I have not seen? In justice, in the why.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Let them have grass
You ever wonder why in the whole universe aliens would come here? Or why they don’t just cut all school funding at once? You know that they’re going to, just try to do it. So, I say strap on some balls and cut the fat. Mr. Bush you, cut fat Billy and pregnant Jane. You stab those poor bastards in their learned hearts. And they will grow up to be poor little drug dealers, whores, and/or Michael Jackson’s next interest or even worst, Texans!
Back to the aliens, maybe it’s a grass is greener thing. With all the fatality and reiterated war in deserts, the grass is on touch. Give these poor aliens some grass and send them flying. It's all I ask.
Filed under: Commentaries
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
* The two side of him
Not curing of moral or time
Laughing and smilin’
Flirting and being
Fuck who is seeing
Then it changes
The world finds him
Like dieing, just hiding
He drifts away
Him, the other him
That speaks without thought
And moves uneasily
Now, lies to all he sees
Come back old boy
Know not that morality
Play and grin, again
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
* Lonely denier
Peek looks at all my goodies.
Let me rub you playfully
but bitch and bitch unstopingly.
Lonely denier move with me.
Tell me your rules
And hang with me.
Say go but really run to me.
Lonely denier,
deny no more from me.
Monday, January 31, 2005
My march to hell
God bless you that make the news. With lies, blood, and pain. How great are you to remind us we live. It's to be yourself a far but unimportant, up close. Thank you!It seems I am in love. Me, yes, me and why does my love not want to be with the one that he exchange so many a kind looks with.
Is it me? Is it my need, my need for him? Tell this lonely slob. Oh, please! If it but only be me. I may change. I can twist around his finger where I belong.
If not me. Oh, please be me. I will lose my love, my heart and that, that which is me.