Update: Of Monday, November 14, 2005 Posting

BAN ON BELTS PASSED!

Along with belts administration as ban gloves, hats, and white-tees. Black and Hispanic-tees will be called in for questioning this following Tuesday. Controversy of these items are surrounded around their apparent gang affiliations.

Can you spot the gangsters?

Original post: http://mymarchtohell.blogspot.com/2005/11/happy-news-for-goth-everywhere.html

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ePoster

What wrong with this picture? Anyone?
http://www.themoviesgame.com/flash/retrieve.php?id=1132972014

If you "create your own" I want to see it!

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Reggie Mexico

Other great movie from DeusExMachinima.

Reggie Mexico STOP THE LIES
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/5848



REMEMBER: "Vote for Joe Anderson because he is white."

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*hang with my boy

Had much to write

but little words to say it.

Got to hang with my boy today. It was hard because we both have the same period but we both have really different classes. The person who seat next to me was gone and my friend was "helping" this girl with her homework. The where watching Arine's Pizza Shop (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pizza.php) it was funny. I got a laugh when my guy start to imitate it. He cool like that.

I definitely learned a lot from last year. By this time I would have been rum up on him. I know this must make me sound like a whore, but it made my heart grow a little bigger.

Word Jumbles

Name of my first post on this blog:
crml yh olehM ta

8th line in "* I miss you"
lepfr seeo u s Ioylo

Blogger that comment the most on my blog:
tietNe

Favorite Music (not air/not greenday): need to update my profile :(
RldexeA el

The name of the guy I talk about in this blog:
Hsaen er ide mwna

*Country Western Star

I met her in a treehouse in September;
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore;
She was crawlin' through the prairie near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on 'The Gong Show';
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

I met her on probation poppin' uppers;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
Her rabbi said I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her dentist;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

Peoms randomly generated by http://www.outofservice.com/country/.

Happy news for goth everywhere

One local Lincon, Nebraska school administration is currently in the process of banning bright colored belts and other items of such nature. The administration believes such belts are distracting from the learning experience.

As if we don't spend enough school hours staring at our friend's crotches or playing the game where you make a little "a-hole sign" under your waist an punch them for looking.

Though this is not the only stupid rule this administration has passed in the last four years. The ideal that students are not the employees but the employers must be adopted if any school administration wishes to adapt to changing times.



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Aromas Which Heighten Sexaul Response

Various Aromas Found to Enhance Female/Male Sexual Response

• Females:

From: http://www.fastseduction.com/

Dr. Alan Hirsch of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundationled a study that initially looked at the impact of various aromas on femalesexual arousal, measured as percentage change in vaginal blood flow. Asummary of a few of the most telling examples:

Good & Plenty (black licorice candy) combined with cucumber +14%

Baby powder +13%

Pumpkin pie combined with lavender +11%

Baby powder combined with chocolate +4%

Perfume +1%

Men's cologne -1%

Good & Plenty -12%

Charcoal-barbecued meat -14%

Cherry -18%

• Percent rates come for a change in vaginal blood flow. Which in women (hehe) is a sign of horniness.

• Male:

From: http://www.scienceofsmell.com/

Increase in Penile Blood Flow Produced by Top 10 Odors in 31 Male Volunteers

Odor or odor combination Average Increase

Lavender and pumpkin pie 40%

Doughnut & black licorice 31.5%

Pumpkin pie & doughnut 20%

Orange 19.5%

Lavender & doughnut 18%

Black licorice and cola 13%

Black licorice 13%

Doughnut & cola 12.5%

Lily of the valley 11%

Buttered popcorn 9%

Methods:
1) The team recruited volunteers literate in English through solicitation on classic rock radio broadcasts. Thirty-one men, aged 18 to 64 years, signed up.
2) All subjects underwent olfactory testing with the University of Pennsylvania Smell Identification Test (UPSIT), a 40-item, forced choice, scratch and sniff odor detection and identification test. They were queried on sexual preference, sexual practices and odor preferences.
3) Dr. Hirsch selected 24 different odorants for the study. In addition, six combinations of two of the most well-liked of these were also chosen.
4) The effects of the 30 odors on penile blood flow were assessed by comparing a subject’s brachial penile index* while wearing an odorized mask to his average index while wearing an unodorized mask. This was done for each subject for each odor.
5) The men underwent assessment as follows: After being attached to a plethysmograph* (which measures penile blood flow), three minutes were allowed for acclimation. Then a blank, nonodorized mask was applied for one minute while a baseline brachial penile index was recorded.
6) After the blank mask was removed, an odorized mask was applied. Thus, 30 odorized masks were randomly applied in double-blind fashion, with a three-minute hiatus between masks to prevent habituation of the odors. Each mask was worn for one minute while brachial penile index was recorded.
7) Finally, an additional blank mask was applied for one minute and brachial penile index once again recorded.

Both female and male aromas study where done by Dr. Hirsch.

Footnotes: (I suggest we all perform these experiments in the privacy of our own homes. Your the privacy of your best friends home, hehe.)

*The penile brachial index (PBI) : calculated by comparing the penile systolic blood pressure (B/P), determined by a doppler, with the brachial systolic B/P at rest and after exercise. The normal range for PBI is equal to or more than 0.75, while abnormal range for PBI is equal to or less than 0.6. A PBI that is not within the normal range indicates a vascular etiology. An intracavernosal injection of a vasoactive drug may be administered prior to the test. (From

* mostly a Circumferential transducer plethysmograph: This uses a mercury-in-rubber or indium/gallium-in-rubber ring strain gauge and is placed around the shaft of the subject's penis to measure changes in circumference. (From http://en.wikipedia.org/)

Intelligent design

The movie below is either the most intelligent thing I've ever seen or the most stupid, enjoy!

If movie doesn't play try this link: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/1168

My comments:

• Didn't you think that the red monkey was hot!
• Billy such a rere.
• What is wrong with the Nazis? My sister's teacher told class to stay away from .com because quote "You what to make sure thier not Nazis." That statement alone could get her fired.
• I'll be the only pinko canning anything today!

After thoughts:

• What was billy doing with the scientist? They don't say but we do know billy is a Catholic and the scientist just really want to teach boys?
• How did billy get around so fucking fast? Caveman times, suburbia, desert, and back to suburbia all on foot. Maybe it's because he likes football or partial nudity on tv.

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* True

A lover true,

not a word he does not follow.

Dare miss my sweet joke

yet by lovers stroke is mind.

I see him all the time. I have class with him but we don't talk like we use to. I use to ask him about is life and would be happy to tell. He doing to be a video games programmer. He smart enough for it. He get A's and B's where I get C's and D's. Always shock my friend when I tell them that because I have an I.Q. of 111. They think I don't work hard or I am really not that smart. My friend suck! More reason my this guy so cool. He cures not only about me but every. He want to help people. He want to do a good job and I love that.

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Back!

A new year and a new time to dream what is not and to cry about what is. I am still hopelessly in love with someone. Someone that I am sure may never love me back. He is just so cute, this guy. Tall, strong, and smart (even if he doesn't know it.) I would do anything just to hangout with him but I am just such a big pussy. I'm not sure that I'm ready to take that step with a guy but I know this is the guy I would want to if I tried.

Other updates, even those I have told my friends repeatedly I am bi. They still question it daily. What is there to question? Maybe I need better friends or more proof. I could french kiss everyone my school's "shoe hallway." Which would be change to "running like hell-way" by the end of the day but people would know I was bi and / or creepy. It was just a thought.