Monday, November 14, 2005

Happy news for goth everywhere


One local Lincon, Nebraska school administration is currently in the process of banning bright colored belts and other items of such nature. The administration believes such belts are distracting from the learning experience.

As if we don't spend enough school hours staring at our friend's crotches or playing the game where you make a little "a-hole sign" under your waist an punch them for looking.

Though this is not the only stupid rule this administration has passed in the last four years. The ideal that students are not the employees but the employers must be adopted if any school administration wishes to adapt to changing times.



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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Aromas Which Heighten Sexaul Response

Various Aromas Found to Enhance Female/Male Sexual Response
  • Females:
Dr. Alan Hirsch of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundationled a study that initially looked at the impact of various aromas on femalesexual arousal, measured as percentage change in vaginal blood flow. Asummary of a few of the most telling examples:
Good & Plenty (black licorice candy) combined with cucumber +14%
Baby powder +13%
Pumpkin pie combined with lavender +11%
Baby powder combined with chocolate +4%
Perfume +1%
Men's cologne -1%
Good & Plenty -12%
Charcoal-barbecued meat -14%
Cherry -18%
  • Percent rates come for a change in vaginal blood flow. Which in women (hehe) is a sign of horniness.

  • Male:

From: http://www.scienceofsmell.com/

Increase in Penile Blood Flow Produced by Top 10 Odors in 31 Male Volunteers

Odor or odor combination Average Increase

Lavender and pumpkin pie 40%

Doughnut & black licorice 31.5%

Pumpkin pie & doughnut 20%

Orange 19.5%

Lavender & doughnut 18%

Black licorice and cola 13%

Black licorice 13%

Doughnut & cola 12.5%

Lily of the valley 11%

Buttered popcorn 9%

Methods:
1) The team recruited volunteers literate in English through solicitation on classic rock radio broadcasts. Thirty-one men, aged 18 to 64 years, signed up.
2) All subjects underwent olfactory testing with the University of Pennsylvania Smell Identification Test (UPSIT), a 40-item, forced choice, scratch and sniff odor detection and identification test. They were queried on sexual preference, sexual practices and odor preferences.
3) Dr. Hirsch selected 24 different odorants for the study. In addition, six combinations of two of the most well-liked of these were also chosen.
4) The effects of the 30 odors on penile blood flow were assessed by comparing a subject’s brachial penile index* while wearing an odorized mask to his average index while wearing an unodorized mask. This was done for each subject for each odor.
5) The men underwent assessment as follows: After being attached to a plethysmograph* (which measures penile blood flow), three minutes were allowed for acclimation. Then a blank, nonodorized mask was applied for one minute while a baseline brachial penile index was recorded.
6) After the blank mask was removed, an odorized mask was applied. Thus, 30 odorized masks were randomly applied in double-blind fashion, with a three-minute hiatus between masks to prevent habituation of the odors. Each mask was worn for one minute while brachial penile index was recorded.
7) Finally, an additional blank mask was applied for one minute and brachial penile index once again recorded.

Both female and male aromas study where done by Dr. Hirsch.

Footnotes: (I suggest we all perform these experiments in the privacy of our own homes. Your the privacy of your best friends home, hehe.)

*The penile brachial index (PBI) : calculated by comparing the penile systolic blood pressure (B/P), determined by a doppler, with the brachial systolic B/P at rest and after exercise. The normal range for PBI is equal to or more than 0.75, while abnormal range for PBI is equal to or less than 0.6. A PBI that is not within the normal range indicates a vascular etiology. An intracavernosal injection of a vasoactive drug may be administered prior to the test. (From

* mostly a Circumferential transducer plethysmograph: This uses a mercury-in-rubber or indium/gallium-in-rubber ring strain gauge and is placed around the shaft of the subject's penis to measure changes in circumference. (From http://en.wikipedia.org/)

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Intelligent design

The movie below is either the most intelligent thing I've ever seen or the most stupid, enjoy!


If movie doesn't play try this link: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/1168





My comments:

  • Didn't you think that the red monkey was hot!
  • Billy such a rere.
  • What is wrong with the Nazis? My sister's teacher told class to stay away from .com because quote "You what to make sure thier not Nazis." That statement alone could get her fired.
  • I'll be the only pinko canning anything today!

After thoughts:

  • What was billy doing with the scientist? They don't say but we do know billy is a Catholic and the scientist just really want to teach boys?
  • How did billy get around so fucking fast? Caveman times, suburbia, desert, and back to suburbia all on foot. Maybe it's because he likes football or partial nudity on tv.

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